1. Well…

    I’m over tumblr already. No offense or anything, but it is a huge cluster fuck of information, most of which isn’t originating from people I know, only reblogged by people I know. So with that being said:

    It was real,

    It was fun.

    Can’t say its been real fun. 

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  2. BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE ON TAPE!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcslvMKUWyQ

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  3. bobvance:

    sydfaypuk:

    -meganhallster:

    -silentmelody:

    kristenlovesyou:

    stormytherabbit:

    you know besides the fact this even exists

    it’s not that bad and it’s really accurate

    lol oh my god i really can’t deal with this

    OH MY GOD

    wait stop omfg what is this.

    what the actual fuck. 

    bahahah this would exist.

    dont fux wid dah jetz

    The most incredible thing I have ever heard. 

    (via spanisharlem)

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  4. THROW YOUR DICKS UP!

    Cum celebrate my birthday this Saturday…

    http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=168094063240482

    WITH YOUR DICKS IN THE AIR! 

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  5. Tonight!

    I will be drinking a shit ton of Charlie Sheeni Martini’s! 

    Anyone have enough Tigers Blood to join me? 

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  6. Spring is on its way.

    And I need to buy more Dickies! 

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  7. Get educated.

    video.pbs.org/video/1825223761 

    So stoked that PBS is helping break outdated paradigms. 

    Check it out!

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  8. Staying relevant.

    Since I joined tumblr 2 days ago, I noticed immediately that its really just Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, Formspring and a Blog all in one package. And I think thats pretty awesome. So I figured since all of those sites demand that you are basically on your page updating it everyday, I would try hard to do the same with this. Basically, to stay relevant, I am going to try and post at least once a day. Also feel free to ask me questions 

    <——- Right there.

    As per usual, here is a photo portraying me as a sex symbol/bad ass to make sure everyone knows my life is awesome. 

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  9. I’ll be singing till I’m old and out of tune.

    I am gonna try really hard to not get on my soapbox for this post, because its not supposed to be about me. 

    Since 2003, Patent Pending has been one of my biggest influences. Not just as a group of fine musicians who do what they love, but as a group of incredible people who have always stuck their necks out the extra mile to help people. Chances are if you are in a band on Long Island, these guys are the reason you’re doing it, even if you don’t know it yet. They are the reason I want to make music my life. Without them, I would not be where I am today, and I know a lot of you are in the same boat. 

    Normally I am against these kind of things but here:

    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/patentpending/patent-pending-wants-to-continue-making-music

    Go there and help out a band who has done so much to help us. 

    Don’t let this picture become nothing more than a memory, keep this band alive. 

    If everyone in this picture donated $10, we wouldn’t even have given back the smallest fraction of what they gave us, and they would have $500 more than they are asking for. 

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  10. Welp.

    First I had a Live Journal, then a Blogspot, and now I have a tumblr. I know I’m late to the party, but hey, why should I deprive all of you reading about me on as many social networking sites as possible? 

    Anyway, I’ll start this off right…

    That is what you find when you google “Andrew Bilder”. Thats a cup of water and my semen. I’m a sex symbol; hows that taste going down?

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